To the ulcers residing in my mouth: YOU ARE MOFOS.

Dammit man. Some people just have ALL the luck. When they don't drink enough water, what do they get? Sore throat. But NOOOOOO. Too bad I'm not one of them. I DON'T get sore throat, instead what do I get? Ulcers. Big fucking red painful ulcers. FUCKING MOFOS I TELL YOU. Why the hell do they even exist anyway.

Sooooo, I shall blog about today. Or should I say, yesterday considering that it's already 2.09 AM. LOL. I'm not asleep yet because I'm planning on eating something after posting this. Anyway, shit. I forgot what I wanted to say.

OK. I remember. So today was pretty OK, since school ended early. YAY MAN, I tell you. The only motivation to go to school on monday, is to know that I'll be free on friday. Well, that's not my only motivation la OBVIOUSLY. But whatever. English, what was I doing? Oh, I remember. I was doing my POA homework lol. The english teacher is BORING. I mean, her lessons. I don't know her, so I can't say that she's boring.... you get me la alamak. Then PE. I RAN OK. Then poa... (inserts rant about how lousy and quick my day was).... HOME.

Then I went to sleep and woke up to go to mrt to take the ulcer pain relieve watermelon powder thing from huiwen. (THANK YOU.) Then I went home. Was planning to sleep, but I ended up logging on to some gallery community and steal pictures of HE JUN XIANG. I LOVE HIM. LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM LIKE I LOVE ICECREAM. He's (currently) the hottest male ON EARTH. Shitttttttttt. I'm obsessed. Like my big bang obsession. AHHHHHH!!! But I don't mind. I DON'T.

So that's pretty much my day. And I'm going to change my blogskin DOH. Goodbye poopiepeople.

"Please do not shout in the casino."
"I'm just trying to say your name."
"That is not how you say my name." (inserts sniggering here please)
"Then how do you say your name?"
"My name is pronounced, !xobile."

(cue to breakout in uncontrollable laughter)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shit man, russell peters is hot stuff.